MarcoBodtPlz

Freckled Jesus is best known for being the only person to tolerate Jean's bullshit.  He died for all of us, so be grateful you little shits.

All of you little shits better be grateful, or else I'll send a titan up your ass. - Freckled Jesus, Marco Bodt.

Also Ya'll motherfuckers need freckle Jesus!

Marco is the miracle of the universe. For two years, he shared bread and wine with sinners like Jean. During his parent's divorce, they argued over who gets to keep Marco, but eventually they argreed to split him in half.

Literally.

Their plans were foiled, however, as Annie sucked Marco up into her nose during the Party of Trost, splitting him in half and entangling one half of him into her nose hairs. Jean, having lost his first and last friend, cried like an angry baby on the streets, as it was hard to teabag his corpse with only half of his mouth remaining. Now Marco chills with Jesus, and every once in a while, he sprinkles his swag onto the earth in the form of water. Jean drinks the swaggy rain to remember the taste of Marco's sweet piss.

So Marco, the freckled Jesus died... But Jean survived? Well, fuck. Guys, we're screwed. Drop that shit, we're pretty much dead. God fucked up. Eren fucked up. Shit. We're done. May God bless your soul, Martin. Huh? Yeah, sorry, I meant Marco.

Freckled Jesus is scaring the children though. He just wanted to give baby Armin candy, and he gave some advice to baby Reiner. Like be sure not to put holes in people's heart. Too late for sweet Maria though. Poor girl.

Marco still watches over his over his fellow trainees, frankly; he's glad he died so he won't have to put up with Jean's shit anymore.

Gender: Holy.
Age: he will live on
Height: Forever.
Weight: Jesus plus freckles.
Species: Freckulus Incarnatus
Status: "dead" (alive in our hearts)

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